Forskjellige Ord og Uttrykk

  1. My new years resolution is 1280 by 1024
  2. I have been doing spring cleaning, my spring is now the cleanest in the neighborhood
  3. God is REAL, unless explicitly declared INTEGER
  4. A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
  5. It isn't rocket surgery.
  6. The faster I goes the behinder I gets
  7. Betal med peanøtter så får du bare apekatter
  8. Pølsevrak
  9. Automatspøkelse
  10. Blyant-troll
  11. Arkivheks
  12. Vaffelmonster
  13. Bruktfisk
  14. Ulv i forkle
  15. Ned og opp som sur melk i en kattunge
  16. Å skrelle banan med motorsag
  17. Nå som vi bruker e-post er det blitt vanskeligere å få skjegget til å sitte fast
  18. Deja vu all over again - Déjà vu nå igjen.
  19. Deja-Moo - that feeling you've heard this bull before.
  20. Når skriver Skriver skriver «skriver Skriver», skriver skriver Skriver sin signatur.
  21. Flood-resistant mirror-drilling machine
  22. Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet
  23. Wir hab' unseren Metoden.
  24. "METRIC SIGNS NEXT 100 MILES"
  25. «Å bruke penger som en full sjømann.» Merk at fulle sjømenn gir seg når de har brukt dem opp.
  26. Bunny-boiler, kanin-koker (hun koker din kanin = hun er spenna gæærn) (fra Fatal Attraction, popularisert ved Klovner i Kamp)
  27. Tommer og fot er populære måleenheter i snekkerarbeider — er det fordi det ligger igjen mange tomler og føtter rundt omkring pga diverse uhell med kappsagen?
  28. Oppslag et sted:
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    VÆRE SÅ SNIL
    IKKE PARKERE PÅ DØR
    ELLER VI MÅ BÆRE
    VARENE FRA LANG
    stor problem til meg!
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  29. Hvem faen er Peer, og hvorfor tilbakestiller han nettverks- tilkoblingene mine hele tiden?
  30. Insights and insults
  31. More I's than in Mississippi
  32. «Mother should I trust the government?» «IKKE FAEN»
  33. Vi har fått oss fast-telefon. Beste anskaffelse på lenge, for nå vet vi endelig hvor den befinner seg til enhver tid!
  34. You can't fix that kind of broken.
  35. Det eneste som er kult med regninger er at ordet skrives likedan forlengs og baklengs.
  36. The fat lady has been caught singing.
  37. I'm a light drinker: As soon as it gets light I start drinking.
  38. Frittsvevende integraler
  39. megasær
  40. «Stoppeplikt for fotgjenger i gangfeltet. All stans forbudt i og 5 m foran gangfeltet.»
  41. Når den røde tråden er blitt en diger feit trosse.
  42. Risikabelt som biff tartar på koldtbord.
  43. Financial instruments, playing out of tune.
  44. God always forgives, man sometimes forgives, time never forgives.
  45. If there is an unpardonable sin, it surely must be incuriosity.
  46. When civil servants have become civil serpents...
  47. Build a better mousetrap and patent lawyers will beat a path to your door, carrying cease and desist letters.
  48. June 28 is a perfect day, since both 6 and 28 are perfect numbers.
  49. Telephone call today:
    Hello could I speak to the person paying the phone bill please?
    No, he's not here!
    When will be be back?
    He won't, he's in jail!
    What's he in jail for?
    Not paying his fuckin phone bill!
    ______ »click«.
  50. If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got.
  51. blystygt
  52. krutt-dyrt
  53. Ikke drikk saft dere ikke har blandet selv
  54. When the power-meter starts acting like an angle-grinder (Når skiven i strøm-måleren går rundt som var den en vinkelsliper)
  55. I formidabel form i dag formiddag.
  56. "Violence is the final refuge of the incompetent" — Asimov
  57. Hva kom først av Hønen eller Egge?
    (Hønen Gård finnes i sagalitteraturen, den nåværende ble skilt ut fra Hov 1759-10-29. Egge gård i Steinkjer er beskrevet i Snorres saga om Håkon den gode, fra 940. Likeledes er Egge i Lier fra vikingtiden...).
  58. Regnmåler, regnmåler i panelet der,
    hvem er våtest i landet her?
  59. Free as in beer, software, trade, lunch, speech, no longer in jail, nothing left to lose, the cheese in the mousetrap. Choose any of the above.
  60. The elevator company is NOT located in a one-storey building.
  61.  240BC: Everything changes
    1800AD: Time and the tides wait for no man
    1980AD:Shit happens
  62. Det er en grunn til at tryllekunstnere aldri opptrer i bar overkropp.
  63. Det diskuteres om sparepærene er modne, eller om de fremdeles må ansees å være kart.
  64. If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't.
  65. Kaninen har hoppet avgårde og tatt med seg flosshatten.
  66. Fotosyntese er ikke det samme som fremkalling av bilder
  67. På onkologisk avdeling driver de ikke med slektsforskning
  68. «Sesjonen Utgått» har ingenting med avtjent verneplikt å gjøre.
  69. War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left.
  70. Gresset er kanskje grønnere på den andre siden av gjerdet, men det må fremdeles klippes.
  71. Due to the rising cost of electricity, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
  72. History belongs to people who turn up for it.
  73. _________________________
    DISCLAIMER
    We will not be responsible for damage to equipment, your ego, blown parts, county wide power outages, spontaneously generated mini (or larger) black holes, planetary disruptions, or personal injury that may result from the use of this material.
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  74. «Høyt skiftesignal» betyr noe annet for småbarnsforeldre enn det gjør for jernbanefolk.
  75. Those folks who run that system on a daily basis know only two things about systems security: (1) diddly and (2) squat.
  76. Peel back the skin of an onion and you have another onion waiting to be peeled.
  77. Tavle for synstest:
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    O
    MG
    WTF
    STFU
    PWN3D
    URANOOB
    LMAOROTF
    KTHXBYE:P
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  78. Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
  79. Promising unicorns on a wombat budget.
  80. On watching a ship named Unsinkable II you can't help but wonder what happened to the first one.
  81. "In questions of science the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual." — Galileo Galilei, 1564-1642
  82. «Ved å fornekte vitenskapelige prinsipper kan man opprettholde et hvilket som helst paradoks.» — Galileo Galilei
  83. «Visdom begynner med å bruke riktig navn på ting.» (kinesisk ordtak)
  84. Murer murer Murer murer? Ja, murer Murer murer mange murer.
  85. Morning has broken. Would someone, anyone, please put in a work-order?
  86. My get up and go has got up and gone.
  87. VVS-trøbbel: Når innholdet i S treffer maskineriet til V...
  88. «Sky sporten og de alskens rekordene!» — Fridtjof Nansen
  89. »Vi alene vide hvad der er til folkets bedste.« — Fredrik 6.
  90. Der det er røyk, kan det være noen med en stor cigar.
  91. Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
  92. Your mirror doesn't seem to work. Either that, or I've become a vampire. — million_monkeys
  93. Not only is there the writing on the wall, but the wall is increasing in size and the writing is using a smaller font.
  94. Dårlig selvbilde blir ikke bedre av at man ser det i speilen.
  95. Same plot, different characters, still no happy ending.
  96. «Funksjonen har aldri virket, og vil fortsatt være ute av virksomhet til noen får fikset det.»
  97. "There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies." — C.A.R. Hoare, The 1980 ACM Turing Award Lecture
  98. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. (compare with Hávamál 27)
  99. "It doesn't matter how beautiful your theory is, it doesn't matter how smart you are. If it doesn't agree with experiment, it's wrong." — Richard P. Feynman
  100. Money is power, so it should be measured in dB.
  101. "Spice says that this circuit not only has a rotten tempco, but that it oscillates like a politician." — Bob Pease
  102. Den som får kjeft av alt fra sogneprester til løsbikkjer.
  103. When the shit hits the fan, the man with the toilet paper will be King.
  104. People spend money they don't have when buying things they don't need, in order to impress other people that they don't like.
  105. Ingen kjenner dagen før posten er kommet. (dansk ordtak)
  106. "People are predicting the end of the world like there's no tomorrow." — Leg-Iron
  107. Volumes have many binary divisions with individual names, half of which are forgotten.
  108. It is usually not possible to insist on purity one way or the other without creating monstrosities.
  109. The more laws and orders are written, the more thieves there are. — Tao Te Ching
  110. Imposition of order = Escalation of chaos — Discordian law of Eristic Escalation
  111. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEORY AND PRACTICE, IS GREATER IN PRACTICE THAN IN THEORY. — AfOR
  112. Man blir inte fet av fett mer än man blir grön av grönsaker. — Christer Enkvist, läkare.
  113. "I wanted to make it do what I wanted it to do, not what the people working at Apple or Android wanted it to do." — Amy Mather on programming the Raspberry Pi
  114. Finn-ansiere: Å selge ting på finn.no for å få inn penger til å kjøpe noe annet.
  115. VI ER STENGET PGV PROBLEM MED TEKNISK STORM
  116. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. — Miles Kington
  117. If you're not part of the solution you are either a solid or a gas - John Sy
  118. The three laws of thermodynamics:(1) You can't win. (2) You can't break even. (3) You can't even quit.
  119. A necktie is topologically equivalent to both a collar/leash and a noose. This cannot be a coincidence.
  120. I noen tilfeller får man lyst til å sage terningen på tvers for å se om det ligger en null inni. - rosmebraad
  121. Den som graver en grav for andre skal ha 150 kroner i timen.
  122. «Himmel og hav!! Ivar Formo i mål, på gullmedalje!! Ingen makt i VERDEN kan slå ham! Saken er klar!! Saken er BIFF! Saken er KARBONADE! Saken er ERTESUPPE!»
    Bjørge Lillelien, 1976-02-14, da Ivar Formo vant 5-mila i OL 1976 i Innsbruck.
  123. Klasseromsundervisning i ABC på rekruttskolen er noe helt annet enn klasseromsundervisning i ABC på barneskolen.
  124. Work against Nature's Law and you'll become Nature's outlaw.
  125. The import of the Illuminati may be over-stated, but the influence of the Illiterati is just f*cking astounding. — George Ure
  126. Writing a program is like writing a contract with the Devil. You'll get exactly what you asked for, not exactly what you wanted. — RabidRaindeer
  127. Inspiration is hard to come by. You have to take it where you find it. — Bob Dylan
  128. The major problem of life is learning how to handle the costly interruptions. The door that slams shut, the plan that got sidetracked, the marriage that failed. Or that lovely poem that didn.t get written because someone knocked on the door. — Dr. Martin Luther King
  129. Press any key to continue
    [A]
    Do you want to save the work done? [y/n]
    [N]
    Do you want to exit the program now? [y/n]
    [Y]
    (oops!)
  130. Om man nå likevel ikke skulle kalle en spade for en spade, bør man stadig ikke bli overrasket over at den er laget for å utføre gravejobber.
  131. «Visst fanden skal der skytes med skarpt!» -- oberst Birger Eriksen.
  132. Det viktigste når man legger planer, er å huske hvor man har lagt dem. -- Nattuglen
  133. Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
    Jake: Hit it.
  134. If you once tell a lie, the truth is ever after your enemy.
  135. Folk hadde atskillig erfaring også før i tiden. -- Carl Hauff
  136. Vic: 30 comments on a thermocouple? Must be too hot to play outside.
    JDRM: We want thermocouples to measure how bloody hot this heat wave is!
    (from hackaday.com)
  137. Every paradise has its snake.
  138. God said, "∇ ˙ D = ρ, ∇ ˙ B = 0, ∇ × E = -∂B/∂t, ∇ × H = J + ∂D/∂t," and there was light.
  139. The wavelength of a sound-wave in air at a frequency of some number of kHz is approximately the same as a radio-wave at a frequency of the same number of GHz.
  140. » Steen,
    Rigtig god bedring. Havde du glemt, sommeren er forbi, og politikerne havde stjålet den varme luft? « -- tavsen fra Snaphanen
  141. Verba volant, scripta manent. (det talte ord forsvinner, det skrevne ord forblir) (words vanish but the written text remains)
    Compare: "If it isn't written down it didn't happen."
  142. Trains stop at a train station. Buses stop at a bus station. In front of me there is a workstation.
  143. We park in a driveway and we drive on a parkway.
  144. I burnt 1200 calories yesterday. I forgot to take the pizza out of the oven.
  145. Tips til dere som fryser hele tiden: Sett dere i hjørnet. Der er det alltid 90 grader.
  146. If I had asked my customers what they wanted, they would have said a faster horse. -- Henry Ford.
  147. The only valid market survey is a signed purchase order. -- G Philbrick.
  148. Det som er så bra med å bo på bygda er at hvis du ikke sjøl veit hva du driver med så veit iallefall resten av bygda det.
  149. The best tools should seek to amplify human judgment rather than futilely attempt to remove it from the process. -- ESR
  150. Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up. -- Pablo Picasso
  151. It is frequently a question of improving the !/$ ratio.
  152. If you torture the data long enough, it will confess to anything!
  153. You can't fix stupid ... but you can incarcerate it
  154. Don't ever let anyone tell you that fairytales aren't real. I wake up every morning to drink a potion made from magic beans that bring me back to life.
  155. James Dean does not lean on a Gremlin. James Dean does not occupy the same portion of time and space as a Gremlin. Should his glance happen to fall upon one of those abominations his combined powers of coolness and ennui would cause the Gremlin to immediately vacate the entire known universe. It would disappear instantly down a wormhole into as yet uncharted dimensions of uncool; possibly to wind up in the reverse dimension (a place occupied by Devo videos on Betamax, restored Edsels, and RC Cola). It is fortunate for us that Mr. Dean was Spydered out of existence before he and the Gremlin could occupy the same timeline because some physicists theorize it would have initiated a repeat of the Big Bang event. (the Adaptive Curmudgeon)
  156. THE EARTH WITHOUT "ART" IS JUST "EH"
  157. It is too late: Not only has the horse bolted from the barn, but it has also sent a change-of-address notice from the next county over. Meanwhile the barn has burned down and they put up a shopping mall on the site.
  158. The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The engineer says the glass is twice as big as strictly necessary.
  159. BREXIT sounds like it could be some kind of snack food.
  160. The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.
  161. An opinion without 3.14 is an onion.
  162. The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
  163. He who sleepwalks wakes up and needs coffee. He who sleeptweets wakes up to covfefe.
  164. After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.
  165. Det som er viktig med graut, det er å ikkje gå rundt den, men ete den jamt og trutt.
  166. Kollektivtrafikk er noe som går fra et sted man ikke er til et sted man ikke skal.
  167. Melkekartong-ulver

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